Chapter 453: Cloudy, partly bones
[^ a weather forecast reference]
Enel's Great Space Strategy Vol.21: "Well, to the moon!!"
The Spaceys face approac the moon by balloons
The scene continues in Perona's Wonder Garden
Zombie A: Hey!! What're you up to, newbie!!
Zombie B: It's physically impossible for us zombies to oppose Master's orders!!
Zombie C: Why... is he able to oppose the order!?
Zombie D: Furthermore, he's as strong as the Generals....!!
The corpses gather all around (or pile up?)
Dog penguin (from now on "dogpen"): The power, that can't be measured by common sense... the power that makes the impossible possible...!!! The name of that hurricane, that blows everything over, is
Dogpen: LOVE!!!
Nami: That dog penguin's talk sounds almost exactly like Sanji-kun....!!
Usopp: Hey, Dogpen!! Do you know about Sanji!? Did that Sanji loverboy come to resc--- [<- that's not 100% correct, meh]
Dogpen: Shut the fucking shit up, you pirates!!!
Usopp: Uwah!! He's our enemy after all!!!
Absalom: Waaaait!!
Chopper: I can hear a voice from a distance!! What's it this time!?
Absalom: Wait, Lolaa~~~!!! [<- I noticed people using "Laura", but for now I'll stick with "Lola"]
Lola: Please try to catch me <3 teheehee!! Teehee!!!
Usopp: A hog!!?
Lola: I found her!!! That woman over there!!! That fucking thief cat!!!
Nami: Bu... but I haven't stolen anything yet!!!
Lola attacks
Dogpen: Don't lay a finger on this lady!!!
The dogpen receives Lola's attack, hitting with the leg
Lola blasts the dogpen off
Nami: Usopp, Chopper!! Heeeelp!!!
Absalom: I got my bride!!! Okay, then let's have the ceremony immediately!!! I already made the preparations!
Chopper: EH!? Nami's flying!! AWESOME!!
Nami: No!! I recognise you!!! Let go!! You're the invisible man who was in the bathroom, right!!?
Absalom: My name is Absalom!! It's the name of your future husband, so remember it!!
Nami: I don't keep my body in shape everyday for some perverted beast who smugly peeps on naked people!
Nami: "Thunder Charge"!!!
Absalom: Goaaaah!!!
Absalom let's Nami go, the three run into a direction where there are no zombies
Absalom: (What's that... this shock that shook my whole body...!! ... it's as if I got struck by a sudden bolt of lightning.... is that....
Abslom: Love!!?
Lola: I won't let you escape!!! You fucking thief cat!!!
Dogpen: ... it's no use!!! That lady is getting aimed on... but why am I protecting her....!?
Dogpen: ___
Zombies: Hurry, get those three!!
Absalom: Wild Zombies!! Wait!! Don't harm a hair on her head!!!
Zombies: Shuddup!! Friggin Pervsalom!!
Zombies: Us Wild Zombies became Lady Perona's subordinates on Master's command!! You're not our commander!!
Absalom: I said wait!!!
Absalom: You understand as much as being under Perona's control
But before that, you should understand that you shouldn't anger me.
So keep your cheekiness within limits....!!!
The zombies tremble
The dogpen stands up in Absalom's way
Dogpen: .... I won't let you go after that lady....!!
Absalom: ......
Absalom aims with his hand to the dogpen. Then something strange gets released
DOGOOOhh....nNN!!!
Zombies: dowah!!!
Zombies: Gyaaah!
The dogpen faints (his eyes get white)
Nami and the others get chased, as usual, by Lola
Usopp: Hey Nami, I think she's only going after you....!! Can we split up into two groups then?
Nami: Me as bait!?! You're heartless!
Lola: Waaaaiiiiiit!!!
Chopper: That hog is scaryy!!!
The scene goes down to Robin & co
Tallaran: You mean those three who looked like Strawhats were swallowed by that wall!? [<- ....??]
Monkey monkey ♪ ahhahhahhahha, it's gonna be the same procedure for you now!
Behind and ahead are both immortal zombies!! Brace yourselves!!
Franky: Dunno if you're a dumbass spider or a dumbass monkey, but that huge spider web that got Sunny trapped at the entrance of the island, that was your deed!
Tallaran: Ahhahhah!! All of your actions and so on were revealed by Lady Perona's Ghost Network!!
Robin: And your big ears are probably pretty good for intelligence work too. You seem to able to hear good with those ears, ne...
Tallaran: Eh? ... what?
Franky: You're just pretending!?! [<- ...?]
The zombies are slowly approaching from behind
Robin: !
Franky: The situation is the worst...!! We're blocked in every direction. We gotta do some thing quick... will you leave it to me?
Robin: ... avec plaisir. I'll try to conform with it
Franky: Hehe... now isn't that promising? Okay then, let's crack some asses: "Coup de"....
Franky: "VENT"!!!
Franky breaks the bridge
Tallaran: Mmmnwwhhuuoooaaaattt!?!! YOU!!! Broke the~!!!
Everybody drops down (all the zombies I suppose)
Franky: See, THAT's how it's done
Robin: You're a pretty rough/unreasonable person, ne
[^ This just in: Franky + Robin = OTP]
While falling down Robin..
Robin: "Cien fleur"!!
She's sprouting so many arms they become wings
Franky: You... can fly into the sky!!?
Robin: Only five seconds.. *sweat*
Franky: SO SHORT!!! But 10 minutes...!!! Strong Right!!!
He grabs the edge of the passage way with his extended hand
Franky: If we got into that entrance we could go after Strawhat
Robin: Uh.... I'm sory, I can't anymore....!!
Franky: UWOH!! The arms go back!!!
They both somehow get to the other side
Robin: What is that?!
Franky: Huh?? From the sky something's... no, somebody!!! He's falling down!!!
Brook: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
SFX: BOOOOOONE [<- in place of "DOOOON"]
Brook: "Booooone"!!!
Brook: As expected from a skeleton!!
Brook falls to the courtyard
End for this week
