Weird Al Yankovic Fanclub

Original geschrieben von Uchuujin-san


also seit ich angefangen habe Fansubs zu sehen hat sich mein Englisch auch stark verbessert! Oder verschlechtert wegen der Amischreibweise wie mans nimmt! :D
Wegen den Liedern..saug die ruhich alle wirst aber was zu tun haben! Und wenn du noch mehr spaß willst zieh dir Videos! die meisten sind einfach nur hammer!^^

Zu dem P.S. Du kannst Vize plus Ehrenmitglied, mitglied mit besonderen leistungen, lieblingsmitglied des präsidenten und mitglied das als erstes mit dem präsidenten gesprochen hat werden!

Boah, jetzt kann ich mir richtig was drauf einbilden! *goil!* :D
Ich kenn einige Videos vom Weird und den krassen Film "UHF- Sender mit beschränkter Hoffnung" Das alles ist schon länger her. Als kleiner Steppke sah ich mal das krasse Video "FAT" - einfach nur: :rofl:
"The Saga begins" ist auch nicht übel, mit'm Imperator am Flügel. *köller* :D
 
Original geschrieben von Fusion_Power


Boah, jetzt kann ich mir richtig was drauf einbilden! *goil!* :D
Ich kenn einige Videos vom Weird und den krassen Film "UHF- Sender mit beschränkter Hoffnung" Das alles ist schon länger her. Als kleiner Steppke sah ich mal das krasse Video "FAT" - einfach nur: :rofl:
"The Saga begins" ist auch nicht übel, mit'm Imperator am Flügel. *köller* :D



Klar doch! Fühl dich geehrt mitglied in diesem Fanclub zu sein! Vor allem das du noch nen platz gekricht hast, eh mir hier alle die Bude einrennen! :D
Ja die Videos sind wirlklich teilweise sehr alt! Aber oftmal schon sehr gut gemacht für die Zeit! Dare to be stupid ist auch sooo geil! besonders wenn man MST 3000 kennt! :rofl:
Was noch? Ach ja Amish Paradise von dem ich jetzt mein ava usw. habe!
UHF war ein Film? Aha wusst ich garnet! Muss mal noch schauen! Den einstieg in das riesige Weirduniversum hab ich schon geschaft! Jez fehlt bloß noch die vertiefung! :rolleyes:
 
so uchu hab deine rat befolgt und gekommen aber bevor ich eintrett möchte ich wissen ob es irgendwelceh negativen folgne mit sich träg
monatliche rechungen...etc.
 
Original geschrieben von VegettoSSJ6
so uchu hab deine rat befolgt und gekommen aber bevor ich eintrett möchte ich wissen ob es irgendwelceh negativen folgne mit sich träg
monatliche rechungen...etc.


Also noch ein *hust* freiwilliges Mitglied in meinem FC! :stareup: (das hat noch Konsequenzen, die hälfte von dem Geld nehm ich dir wieder ab)
Nein die Mitgliedschaft ist völlig kostenfrei!
Wenn du ganz lieb bist positionieren wir auch keine schwarzgekleideten Männer vor deiner Tür und eine Spenderleber ist dir sicher falls du mal eine brauchen solltest!
Entscheiden sie sich jetzt!
 
also dann trett ich doch ein was werd ich präsi botnejunge oder teppichkloppfer darf ich mir einen titel ausdenken?
 
Original geschrieben von VegettoSSJ6
also dann trett ich doch ein was werd ich präsi botnejunge oder teppichkloppfer darf ich mir einen titel ausdenken?


Karl denk dir was aus! und wenns Präsi Stiefellecker ist! Mir egal! :D
Aber kennst du dich denn überhaupt mit dem Inhalt des Threads aus?:confused2 :stareup:
 
nei st das iwchtig :D
gib mla nen lieernamen ich zieh mir das lied und austretten kann ihc immer noch

titel: wie isset mit mitlied..ne zu billig
ach ja genau ich werd dealer das wäre toll
 
Original geschrieben von VegettoSSJ6
nei st das iwchtig :D
gib mla nen lieernamen ich zieh mir das lied und austretten kann ihc immer noch

titel: wie isset mit mitlied..ne zu billig
ach ja genau ich werd dealer das wäre toll



Aslo das ist seeeehr wichtig! Das wichtigste überhaupt! :rolleyes: :D

Also sofern du DSL oder ähnliches hast, zieh dir gleich die Musikvideos über KazaA! Ansonsten muss ich noch sagen, dass er auch soein "Liederumschreiber" ist, wie z.B. JBO! Man sollte dazu allerdings Englisch gut verstehen können!^^ Auch sind vieles davon noch alte Lieder, darüber musst du dir im Klaren sein! Gut sind Eat it, Fat, What if God smked canabis (der text ist sehr geil :rofl: ), Jurassic Park, Dare to be stupid, Horoscope for today, Gump, Amish Paradise, The saga begins...das sind jetzt die, die mir so auf anhieb einfallen! Gibt noch mehr! Kenn aber auch nicht alles!
 
Original geschrieben von VegettoSSJ6
mmh da hab ich ja genug zu ziehen natürlich ham wa dsl flat


Bin ja kein Hellseher! :D
Dann hast du auch was zu schauen! Ich glaube von manchen der genannten gibs garkeine Videos aber das soll nicht stören!^^
 
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Hey! Nu sind wir schon zu dritt! Wird langsam eng hier!
Währe cool, wenn jemand Songtexte posten könnte, hab nämlich nur "the Saga begins" und keinen Bock im Netz zu suchen. Dann können wir alle gemeinsam ein Liedchen anstimmen! :D :D :D
 
Original geschrieben von Fusion_Power
Hey! Nu sind wir schon zu dritt! Wird langsam eng hier!
Währe cool, wenn jemand Songtexte posten könnte, hab nämlich nur "the Saga begins" und keinen Bock im Netz zu suchen. Dann können wir alle gemeinsam ein Liedchen anstimmen! :D :D :D


Jup ich krich schon langsam Platzangst!

No. 1


Dare to be stupid
--------------------

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.

Take some wooden nickels.
Look for Mr. Goodbar.
Get your mojo working now.
I'll show you how.
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek.
You can just give up the ship.
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.
Dare to be stupid.

Come on and dare to be stupid.
It's so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.
Now it's time for crying in your beer.
Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away.
It's okay.
You can dare to be stupid.

It's like spitting on a fish.
It's like barking up a tree.
It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to be stupid.

Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid.
It's so easy, so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch "Leave It To Beaver."
The future's up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.

What did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
It's all right.
(Dare to be stupid.)
We can be stupid all night.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to be stupid.)
I can't hear you.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Okay, I can hear you now.


Gump
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by "Weird Al" Yankovic
parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the USA

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark.
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets,
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity.
He told JFK that he really had to pee.
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square.
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he'd call Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's all right

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain-dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so

And that's all I have to say about that


I'm Fat
--------

Your butt is wide,
Well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth,
or I'll sit on you.
the word is out,
better treat me right.
Cause I'm the king,
if cellulite.
Ham on, Ham on, Ham on whole wheat, alright
My zipper's bust,
My buckles break.
I'm too much man,
For you to take.
The pavement cracks,
When I fall down,
I've got more chins,
Than Chinatown.
Well I never use the phone booth,
and I never see my toes, when I'm going to the movies,
I TAKE UP 7 ROWS BECAUSE

Chorus:
I'm fat, I'm fat shumon! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat you know it! (really really fat)
I'm fat, I'm fat c'mon, y'know (really really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portley or stout, just tell me once again
Who's fat?

When I walk out, to get my mail
It measures on the Richter Scale.
down at the beach, I'm a lucky man,
I'm the only one who can get a tan.
If I have one more pie, a la mode
I'm going to need my own zip code.
When you're only having sceonds, I'm having 23rds
When I go to get my shoes shined, I've got to take their word because

CHORUS

If a shadow weighs 42 pounds, let me tell you onve again,
Who's fat?

If you see me coming your way,
Batter give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm hungry, then won't you feed my face because'

CHORUS

WOO WOO WOO WOO!! (when I sit around the house, I really sit around the house)

Chorus x3

And the whole world knows I'm fat and proud of it Lemme tell you once again,
WHO'S FAT?
 
Noch ein paar neuere!


What If God Smoked Cannabis
------------------------------------

If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah yeah god looks bait
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
If the bong like some of us
Drove a tai-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them their for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone.


:rofl: Ich find das so geil! :D

It's All About The Pentiums
-------------------------------

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!

Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?


The Saga Begins
-------------------

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in-
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

;) Obwohl des schon hast!^^
 
Und zum Schluss noch eins, was garantiert nicht zum Mitsingen geeignet ist! :D (wers kennt und mal versucht den Text mitzulesen weiß was ich meine^^)



Your horoscope for today
----------------------------

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find tru happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today
 
Nicht übel Leute. Dummerweise kenn ich viele Lieder Nicht. Könnt ja mal die dazugehörigen "Originale" sagen, dann weiß ich wenigstens die Mellodie. ;)
ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS! Das ist goil, das war doch original von Puff Daddy "all about the Benjamins"? -super Video! :D
 
Original geschrieben von VegettoSSJ6
ja gut wird man nciht verwarnt bei doppelposten?
lasset uns singen:What If God Smoked Cannabis


Ich hab das bloß der Übersichtlichkeit halber getan! Weiß auch garnicht ob so lange posts überhaupt möglich sind.


*sing* If god had long hair... :rofl:


EDIT:

@Fusion Sorry mir ist eben grade erst aufgefallen, dass du kurz vor mir noch gepostet hattest! :rolleyes:

Also Eat it und Fat sind ja klar...Beat it und Bad von Jackson!
Amish Paradise ist Gangstas Paradise von Coolio
What if God smoked Canabis kenn ich, aber mir fällt im mom der Titel nicht ein
Gump, Horoscope und Dare to be stupid kannte ich vorher irgendwie nicht, was entweder bedeutet, dass es keine gecoverten sind oder, dass ich sie halt nicht kenne!
:D
 
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hey, ho na da hamma nen al fanclub!!!!

*videosammlungrauskram*

lol, goil...wusst gar nich das den nochjemand kennt^^

kennt ihr das geniale vid..ich glaub der hat was für animes übrig^^ denn es gibt 2 animevids von ihm... living in a fridge und christmas at ground zero

i lost on (shit bevor ich mich hier lächerlich mache in dem ich versuch den namen dieser sendung richtig zu schreiben lass ich euch nachdenken: die wohl bekannteste rateserie)

naja, jedenfalls is es einer der genialsten vids, da er das schonmal vor seinem auftritt in dieser sendung geschrieben hat^^

übringens what if god smoked cannabis ist nicht von ihm.... geht ihr den nie auf als hompage?
 
Original geschrieben von Ostrapezoideum
hey, ho na da hamma nen al fanclub!!!!

*videosammlungrauskram*

lol, goil...wusst gar nich das den nochjemand kennt^^

kennt ihr das geniale vid..ich glaub der hat was für animes übrig^^ denn es gibt 2 animevids von ihm... living in a fridge und christmas at ground zero

i lost on (shit bevor ich mich hier lächerlich mache in dem ich versuch den namen dieser sendung richtig zu schreiben lass ich euch nachdenken: die wohl bekannteste rateserie)

naja, jedenfalls is es einer der genialsten vids, da er das schonmal vor seinem auftritt in dieser sendung geschrieben hat^^

übringens what if god smoked cannabis ist nicht von ihm.... geht ihr den nie auf als hompage?


Klar den muss man einfach kennen! Ist doch kultig! :D

Was ist Jeopardy? War das richtig? :rofl: Is aber auch wirklich nen schwieriger name!

Und das mit den Anime ist wirklich krass! Davon ist ja auch Horoscope! Aber ich glaube das ist nun wieder ein FanVideo! Der song ist trotzdem geil!

Bisher wusste ich noch garnichts von ner Hompage (OK alles und jeder hat ne homepage, wahrscheinlich auch Schweinchen Babe und der Bruder vom Weihnachtsmann^^) soll heißen ich hab mich noch nicht drum gekümmert! Könntest du mal die url geben? :rolleyes:
 
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