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Lois Griffin is a modern-day housewife who finds time to cook, clean, run errands, teach piano and avoid daily attempts on her life by her baby son, Stewie. Of course, a mother's love runs deep. So deep in this case, that Lois is blind to Stewie's matricidal intentions, attributing his perpetual foul mood to plain old crankiness.
Born in upper-crust Newport, Rhode Island, the one-time heiress to the Pewterschmidt family estate gave up the privileged life to be with the towel boy she fell in love with. She hasn't looked back since. No matter how many times Peter falls down (in some cases due to too many Pawtucket Patriot beers), Lois is right there to pick him up again.
Lois is generally the voice of reason that Peter can't hear until it's too late. However, even Lois has been known to temporarily leave her senses. In fact, rumor has it she's put on bold and seductive piano performances right in the family's basement.
Chris Griffin is an overgrown, sweet-hearted 13-year-old who looks imposing, but wouldn't hurt a fly. (Unless it landed on his hot dog, his favorite food.) In that case, Chris would probably treat the fly as a condiment.
Being a somewhat gullible lad, Chris often falls prey to his older sister's tormenting. It's not uncommon for Chris to believe the most far-fetched tales his sister feeds him. Still, Chris loves his big sister, which is probably why he continues to seek her advice with his problems.
Chris idolizes Peter and works hard not to disappoint him. It's a good thing for Chris that his father's expectations are so low. Still, Chris does have some hidden talents, especially his ability to draw. He should probably spend more time cultivating his skill and less time with Peter in front of the boob tube, looking for boobs.
A true individual, Chris lumbers to the beat of his own drum. Although physically he's matured early, he still has a way to go intellectually. But just because he's still not clear on where babies come from doesn't mean he's not eager to learn.
Sixteen-year-old
Meg Griffin lives a difficult life. Just ask her. From having thin lips to being unpopular, Meg is constantly struggling to gain acceptance from the "in" crowd, or any crowd for that matter.
A bit of a drama queen, Meg pines for her hunky new neighbor, Kyle. Unfortunately, not even collagen lip injections, a clingy new dress, or an eleven-hundred-dollar Prada bag seem to get her any closer to first base.
Like most girls her age, Meg is often embarrassed by her family. However, most girls don't have Peter Griffin as their father, who has turned embarrassment into an art. He once interrupted Meg's class to chide her about shaving her legs in the shower, complaining that "it's like a carpet in there!"
But Meg will survive. And one day she'll get the popularity she so richly deserves. Yeah, right.
